B as in Bravo and… B as in Bentley!
Sunday, April 4th, 2010Last week, our friend Jon from KL was on a trip down to Singapore and took 1 of his nice cars down. This time, it was a newly acquired Bentley Continental Flying Spur. Massive, commanding and impressive piece of British engineering… almost bordering on cumbersome though.

I definitely needed to get a ride in it, in fact, the moment when Jon came by my office to pick me up for lunch, I promptly opened the rear door and hopped right in. It was Plush, Extravagant, Spacious and smell of new top grade Connolly leather. There I was busking in all its ostentatious charm… and then Jon thundered, “Get in the front Asshole!!”.
The car with its 6L W12 engine was very quick. With its twin turbochargers, it was supposed to do the century sprint in 5 seconds flat. However, because the car was so smooth, it does not even feel like we were at 120km/h after some full throttle action. Jon did mentioned that he was cruising down the NS Highway at a comfortable 240km/h, and made it to the Tuas checkpoint in 1.5 hours effortlessly.
While seated in the FRONT passenger seat, I noticed a couple of gadgets that caught my eyes.



There were knobs situated on the Dashboard, each on a side of the A/C vents. Originally meant to slide fluidly in and out to modulate air flow out of those vents. But I believe Bentley must have designed them primarily for the Singapore drivers in mind… so that we can hang our Kopi-O from our local coffeeshops.

WAIT!! On further inspection, I realized a few other specific features that aids the local Goondu drivers to improve their skills.

It’s got a B on its gear shifter. I guess it’s to educate the owner that its B as in Button, so depress it before shifting gears.

Notice the B on the Brake pedal? It is also there so that drivers can know that it’s B as in Brakes; so step on it if you would like to stop.

Yes, there’s a B right there. Situated prominently in the middle of the trunk. But Bentley being a British company, would probably call it the B as in Boot button. A feeble prod on it would raise or shut the trunk electronically.

Tired of the Bs yet? Theres another 1 right there, on the Bonnet. Yes, you guessed it, B as in Bonnet. It’s definitely there so that the mechanics will know that they need to lift that knob to reveal the mammoth engine.

Are we done with the Bs? Apparently not!!

There’s the last one right there… so that you can fill her up with the most important B. B as in Best oil you can afford.
If you ask me, this car is pretty easy to decipher, B as in Brainless!!!
























